Seeker of truths, gather 'round!
Here is your fortune, mortal:
"You will soon find yourself in a situation that will test your resolve, but fear not, for you possess the wisdom of a thousand midlives."
Will this be the catalyst for greatness, or the downfall of your pitiful existence?
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