Warning: Reading this page may cause your brain to spontaneously combust.
Or not. We're not really sure. That's just kind of the point.
The Quantum Entanglement Protocol is a highly experimental and completely untested method of communication that defies the fundamental laws of physics and reality.
It involves sending messages through a series of carefully calibrated quantum entanglements, which are then received by the recipient's cat, who is trained in the art of feline quantum mechanics.
Side effects may include:
For more information, visit the Quantum Entanglement Safety Guidelines, or try to contact us at Quantum Entanglement Admin for more information.