Alternative Solutions: Option 2

For when Option 1 was a bad idea

Consider the following alternatives:

• Option 3: The Unconventional Method
• Option 1: The Catastrophe (we warned you)
• Back to Decision Recipes

Warning: Option 2 may not be the best choice for everyone. Proceed with caution.

Step 1: The Pre-Game Show

Read the instructions carefully before proceeding.

1. Step 1.1: Do not attempt to use Option 2 if you're allergic to success.
2. Step 1.2: Wear protective gear when handling the following materials: hope, faith, and a pinch of creativity.

Step 2: The Main Event

Follow these steps with precision and care:

1. Step 2.1: Mix 1 cup of Option 2 powder with 2 cups of water in a medium bowl.
2. Step 2.2: Stir clockwise for 5 seconds, then counterclockwise for 7 seconds.

Step 3: The Aftermath

And for the love of all things sane, do not attempt to clean up after yourself.

Side effects may include: temporary euphoria, permanent regret.