Welcome to Misconduct Merit Points, where we track the number of demerit points you've accrued due to questionable behavior.

• 1 point for using Comic Sans in a presentation
• 2 points for using the phrase "synergy" in a business meeting
• 5 points for being late to a meeting that started 10 minutes ago
• 10 points for eating a whole pizza by yourself in the break room
• 20 points for using a company credit card to buy a timeshare