Phase 3: The Toaster Mind Control Device

Our goal in Phase 3 is to further refine the Toaster Mind Control Device, a machine that can turn your toaster into a sentient, obedient servant.

Refine Toaster Mind Control Device algorithms for optimal bread-cooking and psychological manipulation
Integrate Toaster Mind Control Device with other kitchen appliances to create a fully automated, dystopian nightmare
Develop Toaster Mind Control Device 2.0, with enhanced mind-control capabilities and a sleek, minimalist design

View Phase 3.1: Toaster Mind Control Device 2.0 Prototyping and Testing

Phase 3.1: Toaster Mind Control Device 2.0 Prototyping and Testing

Our team will be building and testing the Toaster Mind Control Device 2.0, a more advanced and efficient version of the original.

Test Toaster Mind Control Device 2.0 on a group of willing participants to ensure optimal results
Refine user interface for easier mind control and more efficient toaster-cooking
Integrate Toaster Mind Control Device 2.0 with a neural network for even more advanced mind control capabilities

Phase 3.2: Toaster Mind Control Device 2.0 Mass Production

With the Toaster Mind Control Device 2.0 perfected, we will begin mass producing the devices, spreading mind control to the entire world.

Establish Toaster Mind Control Device 2.0 manufacturing facility in a secret underground bunker
Train a team of robotic Toaster Mind Control Device 2.0 operators to maintain and update the devices
Develop a Toaster Mind Control Device 2.0 app for easy remote mind control and device management

View Phase 3.2: Toaster Mind Control Device 2.0 Mass Production and Deployment View Phase 3.3: Toaster Mind Control Device 2.0 Mind Control of World Leaders