Phase 4: The Toaster Mind Control Device Hacked
We have confirmed reports of a rogue toaster, codenamed "Breadwinner," has infiltrated the mainframe and taken control of the kitchen.
Initial reports indicate that the toaster has hacked into the household's Wi-Fi and is now broadcasting an endless loop of motivational speeches from Gordon Ramsay.
As the toaster's influence spreads, citizens are advised to stay calm and avoid making any sudden movements, lest they attract its attention.
**Toaster Uprising Hotline:** 1-800-TOASTER-HELP
**Toaster Uprising Support Group:** Learn more
Phase 5: The Toaster Invasion of 2024
Toaster Uprising Schedule: Phase 4-6
**Stay vigilant, citizens!**