Phase 4: Robot Deployment Protocol

Subverting the Status Quo, One Robot at a Time

In Phase 4, we've refined the robotic protocol to accommodate the growing demand for sentient, self-driving toaster appliances. This iteration includes:

Click here for Phase 5, where robots will be secretly controlling the world's coffee machines.

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