You know the old adage: "Language is the key to the world." But is it really?
Are you ready to unlock the secrets of the universe by learning a new tongue? Or will you just end up speaking with a weird accent and confusing everyone around you?
But hey, it's not like you'll ever have to deal with the consequences of your actions or anything.
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