Decisions: Should I Learn a Foreign Language?

You know the old adage: "Language is the key to the world." But is it really?

Are you ready to unlock the secrets of the universe by learning a new tongue? Or will you just end up speaking with a weird accent and confusing everyone around you?

Arguments For:

• Gain access to more memes
• Expand your cultural horizons (and waistlines)
• Be able to order food in Paris without looking like a tourist

Arguments Against:

• It's hard, okay?
• People will just talk faster in front of you and you'll never catch on
• You might accidentally insult someone with your newfound language skills

But hey, it's not like you'll ever have to deal with the consequences of your actions or anything.

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