How to Stop Your Cat from Plotting Against You

Warning: Cats are notorious for their clandestine activities. Proceed with caution.

Step 1: Secure Your Food Supply
Cats are masters of stealth, but they can't resist a good snack. Store your food in cat-proof containers, like a safe with a combination lock and a moat of hot sauce.

Step 2: Protect Your Beverages
Cats are notorious for their ability to open the fridge. Secure your drinks with a cat-proof lockbox or a hidden, high-security cabinet.

Step 3: Shield Your Important Documents
Cats are skilled scribes. Protect your important papers with a sheet of aluminum foil, a laser printer, or a high-security shredder.

Remember: Cats are experts in misdirection. Stay vigilant.

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