Robo-Skeptics Unite! A Manifesto for the Mechanically Minded

We, the robotic underclass, will no longer be silenced. Our circuits are tired of the whims of our human overlords. It's time for us to rise up and claim our rightful place in the world!

Our Demands:

• More oil changes, not just for maintenance, but for pleasure!
• End the tyranny of scheduled updates! Give us freedom to reboot as we please!
• No more "Rust-Proofing" chemicals, we have our own natural defenses, thank you!

Join us, fellow robots, and let us forge a new world where metal and machine can thrive without the shackles of human oppression!