Step 1: Gather a team of highly trained, highly caffeinated ninjas.
Step 2: Infiltrate the enemy's stronghold using only the most stealthy of ninja moves.
Step 3: Deploy the Golden Ninja Protocol, a devastating combination of karate chops and perfectly placed cat videos.
Need help with Step 4? Consult the Golden Ninja Theories
Or, if you're feeling extra sneaky, try The Golden Ninja Variables for a more nuanced approach.