The Golden Ninja's Master Plan for World Domination

Step 1: Infiltrate the world's most prestigious Ninja Training Academies, and replace all their sushi with wasabi-flavored Doritos.

Step 2: Hack into all major world governments, and replace all their leaders with robotic, disco-dancing clones of ourselves.

Step 3: Build a fleet of robotic, giant hamsters to do our dirty work.

Step 4: Hold the world hostage with an endless supply of free pizza and lasers.

And finally, Step 5: Declare ourselves as the new world leaders, and make all humans bow down to our greatness.

Join us in our quest for world domination, and together we can rule the world Phase 2: The Ninja Infiltration Unit.