Warning: The strategies outlined below are not actually effective. But hey, at least you'll be consistent, right?
Paradoxical Logic: Making Decisions Based on Random Chance and Fuzzy Math
Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard: Resolving Complex Decisions with Unpredictability
The Art of Coin Flipping: A Time-Tested Method for Choosing Between Two Options
The Committee of One: Decision-Making by Committee of One, for One
Don't try this at home, kids. Or do. We won't judge you. Much.
Still stuck? Try the Ancient Art of Throwing Dice for a truly unpredictable outcome!