Procrastination Strategies: Advanced Techniques

A comprehensive guide to reading Reddit threads for hours, with advanced strategies for the modern procrastinator.

Strategy 1: The Infinite Scroll

Scroll down a thread until your thumb cramps up, then click back to the top and start again. Repeat ad nauseam.

Strategy 2: The Reddit Roulette

Randomly click on comments, threads, and posts until you get a decent dose of existential dread.

Strategy 3: The Self-Care Thread

Read threads on topics like 'Cat videos' and 'ASMR' until you feel sufficiently relaxed to continue procrastinating.

Strategy 4: The Time-Sucking Thread

Get sucked into a time-consuming thread on a topic like cryptocurrency or conspiracy theories until you forget what day it is.

Strategy 5: The Binge-Thread

Read an entire thread in one sitting, then pretend you meant to do that.