Strategy 1: The Infinite Scroll
Scroll down a thread until your thumb cramps up, then click back to the top and start again. Repeat ad nauseam.
Strategy 2: The Reddit Roulette
Randomly click on comments, threads, and posts until you get a decent dose of existential dread.
Strategy 3: The Self-Care Thread
Read threads on topics like 'Cat videos' and 'ASMR' until you feel sufficiently relaxed to continue procrastinating.
Strategy 4: The Time-Sucking Thread
Get sucked into a time-consuming thread on a topic like cryptocurrency or conspiracy theories until you forget what day it is.
Strategy 5: The Binge-Thread
Read an entire thread in one sitting, then pretend you meant to do that.