Because who needs integrity, right?
Pay off the janitor to keep your office clean.
Learn more about underhanded dealings
Buy your coworkers lunch, but only if you want to.
Understand the power of a well-timed meal
Find something nice to say, even if it's not true.
Discover the value of insincere words
Pay for_goals and expectations, and maybe a few other things.
Join the club, it's not like you're paying for it or anything