Meet the team of experts who specialize in making decisions that will inevitably lead to catastrophic failure and existential dread.
Chair: Baron Von Sudden Decision, the great-grandson of the infamous Lord McDecisionpants, a man who once single-handedly ruined a small village with his ill-fated decision to install a fountain in the town square.
Member: Baron Von Sudden Decision, an expert in making decisions that will leave you questioning every choice you've ever made.
Member: The Countess Von Inane, a specialist in making decisions based on the color of her socks.
Meet the Decembers, our team of experts in making decisions that will leave you crying in the corner, questioning the fabric of reality.