Decision Strategies for Experts

When the fate of the universe is at stake, even the wisest among you need some guidance on how to make those tough choices.

Option A: The "Flip of the Dice" Method

Roll a die, flip a coin, and let the universe decide. But be warned: the universe is a harsh judge.

Read more about the universe's verdicts

Option B: The "Expert's Gut" Method

Trust your instincts, but only if you're an expert. Otherwise, consult the wisdom of the ages.

Learn from the masters

Option C: The "Random Walk" Method

Just walk in a random direction until you get lost. It's like a mini-vacation for your brain.

Get lost with us

Option D: The "Tortoise and the Hare" Method

Run like the hare, but take a nap when you get tired. Because, let's face it, you're not a hare.

Understand the futility of speed

And finally, for the truly indecisive...

Option E: The "Flip a Coin, Roll a Die, Take a Nap" Method

Combine the first two options, but with a twist of existential dread.

The existential dread of decision-making

Stay tuned for more expert advice, or don't.

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