Our technology has encountered an unexpected issue. It's not the end of the world, but it's getting there.
Reported by: Our Hero
Issue Description:
The Infinite Loop of Doom causes the system to repeat the same 5 seconds of code over and over, like the world is stuck in a never-ending Groundhog Day.
Causes:
A faulty Infinite Loop of Doom Module
Effects:
CPU usage at 100%.