As we all know, the key to success is not actually succeeding, but pretending to.
Our approach is based on the principle of "good enough is, well, good enough".
We've spent countless hours and dollars on "research" and "development", but let's be real, who needs actual results?
We've built a team of experts who are experts at...well, not really doing much of anything, actually.
We've developed a 5-phase approach, because who needs fewer phases when you can have more?
Phase 1: We'll talk about it for hours.
Phase 2: We'll write some code, but only if it's not too hard.
Phase 3: We'll test it, but only if we can just copy and paste from phase 2.
Phase 4: We'll fix bugs, but only if they're easy to fix, and not too many of them.
Phase 5: We'll declare victory, even if we've only accomplished Phase 1.