1. The 5-Second Rule, Revisited

The 5-Second Rule Revisited: Or, How to Make a Decision in 30 Seconds or Less

Welcome, friend! Are you tired of spending 30 minutes deciding what to wear? 5 minutes deciding what to eat? Or, heaven forbid, 5 seconds deciding what to think? Then you're in luck! This is the definitive guide to The 5-Second Rule, where we'll teach you how to make decisions faster than you ever thought possible. But don't worry, we won't make you sacrifice your values, your sanity, or your cat. Unless you really want to.

It's simple: just flip a coin, and then... no, wait, that's not it at all! That's the 5-Second Rule's nemesis, the 5-Flip Rule! But seriously, just make a quick list of options, and then... choose one. Any one. It doesn't matter which! The goal is to save time, not to save your soul. Unless your soul is made of time, in which case, this might not be the guide for you.