Algorithmic Paralysis: A Guide to Doing Nothing

Congratulations! You've reached the pinnacle of productivity: Algorithmic Paralysis! You're now a master of doing nothing, and you're not alone.

Here's a step-by-step guide on how to achieve this esteemed status:

• Step 1: Overanalyze every decision.
• Step 2: Research for an hour.
• Step 3: Take a 3-hour lunch.
• Step 4: Realize you forgot what you were doing.
• Step 5: Google it.
• Step 6: Repeat steps 1-5 ad infinitum.

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