The Art of Putting It Off: A Guide to Procrastination Mastery

_goals are the key, but sometimes goals are for amateurs. The truly accomplished individual puts off until the last possible moment. It's a delicate dance of prioritizing the important tasks of the day, and then deftly avoiding them in favor of more pressing matters, like cat videos, or reorganizing the sock drawer.

Here's the step by step guide:

1. Step 1: Set a reminder for the task. Just a gentle reminder. You know, for "inspiration" and "motivation".
2. Step 2: Get distracted by the snack cabinet. A 5 minute detour never hurt anyone.
3. Step 3: Declare, with utmost sincerity, that you're "taking a break" to recharge. This is crucial for maintaining peak productivity.
4. Step 4: Discover that the "recharge" has somehow turned into a 3-hour Netflix marathon. A minor setback, but a valuable learning experience.

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