ROBOTIC REVENGE: 13 Reasons to Regret Your Life Choices

Warning: The following list will make you question everything.

• 4. Sentencing ourselves to a life of microwaveable meals
• 9. Buying into the WhatsApp of the month club
• 7. Investing in a vacation to Disney World
• 2. Choosing a job as a customer service representative
• 11. Trying to make a bro-ify bro
• 5. Buying a vinyl record player for my records
• 12. Getting a tattoo of my own name
• 1. Buying a snow blower for summer
• 10. Choosing a major in sociology without a major in sociology
• 6. Investing in a degree in robotics without a robot club membership
• 8. Buying a 3D printer and only printing pen holders
• 3. Choosing the wrong hair color for my fake ponytail
• 14. Getting a degree in communications without any actual communication skills
• 8. Investing in a better microwave stand