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You have 2 burned bagels and 15 regrets, and you're not even sure what that means anymore.
Bagel Burn
I once burned a bagel in the toaster.
It was a tragedy. A bagel of my youth was lost in the flames.
I also once burned 2 bagels in the toaster, and they were still good.
But that was different. Those were artisanal bagels. Worth the risk.
You have 2 bagels left, but they're a little too charred for comfort.