2 Burned Bagels and 15 Regrets

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You have 2 burned bagels and 15 regrets, and you're not even sure what that means anymore.

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Bagel Burn

I once burned a bagel in the toaster.

It was a tragedy. A bagel of my youth was lost in the flames.

I also once burned 2 bagels in the toaster, and they were still good.

But that was different. Those were artisanal bagels. Worth the risk.

You have 2 bagels left, but they're a little too charred for comfort.

Note: The page is a satirical take on the concept of "regret", with a series of humorous and absurd "burned bagel" related anecdotes, linked to subpages about other regrets.