ATOMIC BAG RETURN POLICY

Because our atomic bags are made from the finest imported radioactive materials, we can't guarantee they won't glow in the dark, make you feel like a superhero, or spontaneously combust. But we'll try our best.

Exceptions

• Exceptions for radioactive poisoning are not covered.
• Exceptions for spontaneous combustion-related property damage are also not covered.

Please note that our return policy is subject to change at any moment without notice, like our CEO's hairstyle.