Exceptional Returns

In the unlikely event that our Atomic Bag returns a singed eyebrow, we will provide a full refund, plus an additional 10% on your next purchase. No questions asked.

Exceptions include, but are not limited to:

• Spontaneous combustion of the bag's contents
• Uncontrollable growth of sentient, fluffy fibers
• Temporary or permanent transformation into a sentient, autonomous entity

See our Insurance Policy for more information.

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, visit our Treasure Hunt page for a chance to win an Atomic Bag of your very own.