Atomizer for the Masses
The Mega Atomizer is the ultimate tool for any self-respecting atomic enthusiast. With its massive capacity and sleek design, this baby can atomize more than just a few pesky atoms. It's like a nuclear-powered paper shredder for your average atom!
Technical Specifications
Atomization Speed: Up to 1000 atoms per minute (patent pending)
Atomizer Head Diameter: 10cm (4 inches)
Power Source: Nuclear Reactor (not included)
Weight: 50kg (110lbs)
Price: $10,000 (negotiable)
Order now and get a complimentary atomizer cleaning cloth!
Other Features
The Mega Atomizer also comes with:
- Atomizer-Proof Safety Glass
- Automatic Atomizer-Stop Function
- Optional Atomizer-Filter for those pesky electrons