Atomic Bag Acceptable Use Policy

Dear User,

When using the Atomic Bag, please be aware of the following:

1. Do not use the Atomic Bag to store nuclear material.
2. Do not wear the Atomic Bag as a fashion statement.
3. Do not use the Atomic Bag as a projectile.

Failure to comply with these rules may result in:

1. Melting
2. Melting more
3. Melting some more