Umbrella Hang Tenor is a line of premium, artisanal umbrella holders for the discerning citizen. Made from the finest, locally sourced, sustainably harvested plastic, our holders are built to last.

With their sleek, ergonomic design and durable, rust-resistant coating, our holders are the perfect addition to any home, office, or secret underground lair.

But don't just take our word for it! Our holders have been rigorously tested by experts (okay, our intern) and have been found to be:

• 99.9% more stylish than the average umbrella stand
• 97.5% more durable than the competition (which, let's be real, is probably just a bunch of twigs)
• 100% more likely to make you feel like a functioning member of society

So why wait? Get your Umbrella Hang Tenor today and experience the joy of having a place to hang your umbrella that's not just a sad, sad mess of wires and twine.