As an advanced bag enthusiast, you're probably tired of just carrying your stuff in any old sack. You want more. You need Secret Bag Societies to guide you, or perhaps Advanced Bag Technology to revolutionize your carry.
In this chapter, we'll explore the finer points of carrying a bag that's equal parts stylish and practical. We'll cover the Scarves of Distinction, from patterned silk to striped wool, and how to tie them in a way that says, "I'm a functioning adult, not just a sartorially-challenged mess."
But that's not all, folks! In the next chapter, we'll delve into the world of Sock Drama, where the art of matching socks will be the least of your concerns.