Atomic Bag 2: The Bag That Ate My Brain

After the events of the first Atomic Bag, the world was left to pick up the pieces. The government, still reeling from the Great Sack Attack, tried to cover up the incident, but it only fueled the flames of rebellion.

The people, tired of living in a world where their snack options are limited to stale crackers and warm soda, demanded answers. And answers, we gave them: Atomic Bag 2, the sequel.

With a new and improved design, Atomic Bag 2 is faster, stronger, and has more compartments than ever before.

But be warned: the consequences of owning an Atomic Bag are dire. Users have reported increased risk of spontaneous combustion, spontaneous singing, and spontaneous combustion-induced singing.

So, if you value your sanity and your eardrums, stay away from the Atomic Bag.

But if you're feeling brave, or just plain reckless, click here to learn more about Atomic Bag 3: The Bag That Ate My Soul.

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you can try going back to the classic.