Browsing the Atomic Bag Accessories Department
Because, why not? It's not like the world is going to end or anything.
Atomic Watch
This watch is so bright, it'll blind you. Literally.
Features:
- Glows with an intensity of 100,000 lux
- Tolerates no sunglasses
- May cause permanent damage to your retinae
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Atomic Sunglasses
Because you knew that wasn't a good idea...
Features:
- Blocks 99% of all visible light
- Tolerates no eye movement
- May cause permanent damage to your eyesight
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