**MEMBERSHIP APPLICATIONS**
Apply for membership by sending your cat's adorable face photos to our mailbox of doom.
**MEMBERSHIP BENEFITS**
Enjoy the satisfaction of complaining about cat hair on your clothes and furniture.
Get discounts on cat-themed merchandise, including cat-shaped cookie jars and cat-print socks.
**MEMBERSHIP LEVELS**
**Whiney McWhinerson** (Free): Basic membership for those who just want to complain about their cat.
**Cat Lady Extraordinaire** (Paid): For those who've reached a level of cat ownership that borders on madness.
Or, you know, just don't. We're not really here.