Bag Hacking 3000: The Ultimate Guide to Sartorial Sabotage

Warning: Bag Hacking 3000 contains mature content. Proceed with caution.

Step 1: Gather your materials

• 1x Sackcloth 5000 (available at your local fabric store)
• 1x Pair of pliers
• 1x Pneumatic drill

Bag Hacking 101: The Fundamentals covers the basics.

Step 2: Disguise your intent

• Don a trenchcoat
• Conceal your bag
• Practise your innocent face

Bag Hacking 101: The Fundamentals also covers this.

Step 3: Execute your plan

• Unleash your Sackcloth 5000
• Drill into the heart of the bag
• Extract the contents with finesse

For more advanced techniques, see Bag Hacking 4000: The Art of Stealthy Extraction.

Remember, with great power comes great responsibility. Use Bag Hacking 3000 wisely.

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