Atomic Bag Hacking 101

Welcome, young hackers! Today we're graduating to the next level of bag-hacking prowess!

prophets of the Atomic Bag, we're here to impart the ancient wisdom of the bag-hacking arts. From the subtle art of thread counting to the dark arts of stain removal, we'll cover it all.

But first, let's get one thing straight: BAGS ARE NOT JUST BAGS.

An atomic bag, gleaming with radioactive energy

Our curriculum includes:

Level 1: The Basics - Learn the fundamentals of bag hacking, including thread counting, stain removal, and the art of not losing your mind.
Level 2: The Dark Arts - Delve into the shadowy world of bag hacking, where the stakes are high and the rewards are higher.
Level 3: Advanced Theory - Push your bag-hacking skills to the limit with our advanced courses in quantum mechanics, nuclear physics, and the mathematics of bag- folding.