Here's where things get weird. You've managed to convince Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth, a renowned expert in the field of Atomic Marinade, to let you participate in his groundbreaking research. You've just entered the most secure, most heavily guarded, and most unnecessarily decorated laboratory in the world.
As you walk through the double-doored, blast-proof entrance, you're immediately greeted by a 3-foot-tall, 4-foot-wide, and 2-foot-tall wall of blinking lights. The air is thick with an otherworldly smell, a mixture of freshly brewed coffee, burnt wiring, and desperation.