Atomic Pizza Warming Techniques

When the apocalypse comes, you'll be the one with the secret to cooking up some seriously hot slices.

Here are some tips to keep you and your tribe warm and cozy, even after the world goes to hell in a handbasket.

1. Preheat Your Oven

Don't just stand there like a bump in a road, preheat that oven to 450°F (230°C). You want it hot, hot, HOT!

2. Use Your Microwave

When in doubt, nuke it. Nuke it with the microwave, that is. A quick zap will get that pizza cooked in 2-3 minutes, or until the cheese is melted and the crust is crispy.

Or, you know, just use your eyes for the nuclear reactor in the background.

3. The Frying Pan Method

When in a pinch, use a cast-iron frying pan. Throw some oil in, toss in your pizza, and cook it like you mean it. The smoky, charred flavor of a nuclear war is the best, right?

Next up: The Doomsday Delivery Method

Back to the Atomic Bag main page