Atomic Pizza Warming Techniques: Method 1 - The Microwave Method

Warning: Do not attempt this at home. Or do. We won't judge you.

Step 1: Place the pizza in the microwave

Place the pizza in the microwave, but not just anywhere. No, no, no. You have to do it just so. Place it on a paper towel, a ceramic plate, or a strategically placed piece of cardboard. Don't just throw it in there like a savage.

Method 2: The Oven Method (For the fancy folks)

Method 3: The Convection Method (For the hipsters)

Method 4: The Ancient Art of Fire Dancing (For the pros)