Decision 4: The Atomic Bag 3

Should we use atomic bags to store radioactive waste?

After careful consideration, we've decided that yes, we should use atomic bags. They're like regular bags but for nuclear stuff. It's a thing.

Why Atomic Bags?

• They're good for storing radioactive materials, duh.
• We can use them to store our nuclear-powered toaster collection.
• It's a great conversation starter at parties.

But what about the risks?

We've taken the risk of radiation poisoning into account, and our calculations show it's worth it. We're not actually going to use the bags, though. It's just for show.