Atomic Bag Tips

For the Brave

Here be the secrets of the Atomic Bag:

• Always carry a spare set of socks. You never know when you'll need to make a break for it.
• Keep a stash of granola in the bag. You never know when the radiation will get to you first.
• Invest in a good set of night vision goggles. You can never be too careful, even when it's not night.
• Don't get too attached to your luggage. It's a liability.

More Atomic Bag Tips:

• Learn the history of the atomic bag.
• Cook like an atomic bagger.
• Survive the atomic age.

Bag Tips: The Fine Print

Remember, the atomic age is a cruel, cruel world.