5 More Tips for Mastering the Atomic Bag Lifestyle

Because you clearly needed more advice on how to ruin your life with the Atomic Bag.

1. Invest in an Atomic Bag-shaped toaster. It's a great way to start your day with a blast of radiation.
2. Use your Atomic Bag as a makeshift drum set. The cacophony of clashing colors and textures will drive your neighbors insane.
3. Try to fit an atomic bomb in your Atomic Bag. We're not responsible for any... unpleasantness that might ensue.
4. Cook with your Atomic Bag. The residual radiation will add a unique flavor to your meals.
5. Craft a Atomic Bag-themed puzzle and try to assemble it without losing your mind. Or your limbs.