Atomic Umbrella: Because Rain is a Nuclear Option

Introducing the most stylish, most talked-about, most potentially lethal accessory for the modern nuclear family: the Atomic Umbrella!

With its 100% radiation-proof canopy and 100% chance of making you the most talked-about person on the block, the Atomic Umbrella is not just a hat, it's a statement piece.

But don't just take our word for it! Check out our reviews:

• 5/5 stars - "I used it on my way to work and now I'm the envy of all my coworkers!" - John D.
• 4/5 stars - "It's a bit heavy, but worth it for the style points alone!" - Jane S.

But wait, there's more!

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