Warning: The Atomic Umbrella 3 is not just a fashion statement, it's a step up from the last 2 models. Its sleek design and built-in atomic bomb will keep you dry and fashionable even in the face of catastrophic weather.
You know, it's not just an umbrella, it's a statement piece of art. A conversation starter. A symbol of your fearlessness in the face of impending doom.
Or, you know, it's just an umbrella.