DOOR SLAMMING PROTOCOL
Version 201
Warning: Do not attempt to use this protocol without proper training. Door slamming is a serious business.
**DOOR SLAMMING PROTOCOL MANUAL**
- Pre-Flight Checklist:
- Ensure doors are properly aligned with doorframe
- Clear any obstacles (e.g., pets, children, or inanimate objects)
- Engage door slamming override sequence
- SLAMMING SEQUENCE:
- Approach door with confidence and swagger
- Extend arm to slam door, applying maximum force (approx. 3000 N)
- Retract arm, observing door's rebound
- Repeat sequence until door is properly sealed
For further training, proceed to ADVANCED DOOR SLAMMING