Warning: Door Slamming Hazards Ahead
Caution: May Cause Injury, Property Damage, or Spousal Disagreement
Door slamming is not for the faint of heart. Proceed at your own peril.
Safety Guidelines will be provided upon request, but no promises.
Common Hazards:
- Door hinge dislocation
- Knock-knock-knocked-ness
- Unstable furniture
- Spousal disapproval
Learn more about door slamming safety.
Accidents We Regret