Door Slamming Safety Protocol

In the year 3055, the world was threatened by the scourge of Door Slamming Hazards. To combat this menace, the Door Slamming Overlords, a secret society of expert door technicians, developed a comprehensive safety protocol to protect the innocent and the unsuspecting populace_goals_.

Key Features:

• Door slam sensors
• Automatic door slam detection and prevention system
• Slamming hazard insurance coverage
• Emergency door slam response teams (DERTs)

Side Effects:

• Unintended side effects of excessive door slam prevention may include:
• Increased door anxiety
• Dependence on automated door slam detection
• Unpredictable door slam behavior

Disclaimer: The Door Slamming Safety Protocol is not responsible for any door-related injuries or damages caused by Door Slamming Hazards that may occur while using this protocol.

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