A cinematic catastrophe for the ages!
Synopsis
In a world where bags have evolved into the dominant life form, the skies are filled with the sound of rustling and the smell of polyester. The Bag-Pocalypse is a heartwarming tale of survival and sacrifice as a ragtag group of heroes must navigate the treacherous landscape of sentient luggage to save humanity from extinction.
Starring:
The incomparable Balthazar McBagface, a bag with an attitude and a penchant for 80s rock music.
Also starring Melanie Sackerson, a bag of mystery and intrigue.
Directed by:
The visionary Baggy Jenkins, who's seen it all and survived the apocalypse of his own accord.
See also: 3 Bags of Doom, the thrilling sequel that'll leave you questioning your very existence!