1. The Mole

The Mole is a sentient, disco-dancing, coffee-guzzling creature who lives in the depths of the world's largest ball pit.

Despite being a creature of discerning taste, The Mole has a weakness for 70s rock music and poorly-made knockoff designer handbags.

His favorite pastime is sipping espresso and judging the fashion sense of passersby.

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