A Study on the Flattening of Atomic Masses

We are currently experimenting with the transmogrification of atomic elements into a more... bag-like structure.

Goal: Reduce surface area by 75%.

Method: Apply a 4:1 ratio of Quantum Fluff to Atomic Core.

Current Results: Quantum Fluff Theories

Next Steps: Controlled Collapse Protocols

Or, if all else fails, Quantum Fluff Pizza Party

Progress Chart

Disclaimer: This experiment is not actually about science. It's about looking at things and making loud noises.

(Note: I've included links to fictional subpages for further exploration of the atomic bag experiment, as per the rules)