Q: What is the Atomic Toaster 3000?
A: It's a toaster that also happens to be an atomic-powered, sentient being with a penchant for burning your toast to a crisp.
Q: Is it safe to use?
A: Only if you enjoy being slowly cooked to death in a fiery blaze of nuclear fury.
Q: Can I customize my Atomic Toaster 3000?
A: Of course, you can change the font on the toast settings display to Comic Sans, but be warned: it may cause irreparable damage to your sanity.
Q: Can I use it as a coffee maker?
A: Only if you enjoy the taste of charcoal-flavored coffee, which we assure you is a delicacy.
Q: Can I return it for a refund?
A: Ha! You think you can just waltz back into the store and demand a refund? We've got a team of highly trained, ninja-like customer service reps who'll have you signing a contract to be the Atomic Toaster 3000's BFF in no time.
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